July 2011
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Calm your tits lady.
my birthday is in four days :|
I’M GONNA BE OLD.
gosh i'm so excited,
last time we hungout we listened to piece of me by brittany spears on repeat, while playing games with a deck of penis cards :D <3
what a lovely time we had
i'm starting to love myself again.
June 2011
Have you ever felt so fucking lonely and worthless...
You called me strong, you called me weak But your secrets I will keep You took for granted all the times I Never let you down You stumbled in and bumped your head, if Not for me then you would be dead I picked you up and put you back On solid ground
I HATE GIRLS.
i'm so stupid.
i’m so sorry love; <3
ugh don’t you hate it when you want a boyfriend and there’s all these guys who are probably great but you’re not attracted to them who want you. you’re like FUUUCK life. especially when you don’t want to hurt them and you try to get to know them but you never end up having the same kind of feelings for them.
0.0 life sucks,
we have a problem
i’m going camping in two weeks and there’s a beach and my tan lines are horrible. i’m so busy with birthday things and canada day festivals that i will have no time to tan -.-
what do i do.
foreplay is for sissies, real men get in, unload...
- i swear i watch the most retarded things :|
have fun finding someone who put up with as much...
okay,
i had this really weird dream that i have to tell you XD
so in my dream there was this old lady who was all peachy and stuff right, then all of the sudden she whips out a gun and starts shooting my family. So I, being the cowardly hero that i am run away. Apparently we were in an apartment so i ran to the stair doors and there was some guy, now I don’t have a boyfriend but i’m...
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart...
allidoispartypartyparty:
sleepy time
goodnight lovely people of tumblrrr. :D
we have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts
OH MY GOSH, why can’t i stop laughing
so we all should know walmart is the answer to...
oh goodness me i’ve ran out of toilet paper
-walmart-
i need the new guitar hero
-walmart-
i super super
-walmart-
uhm i was going to say i need a hooker
- like i said, walmart. you might want to try the cupcake isle for that one-
krankaholic asked: How are you Erin?
p33nor asked: what about for me Erin c; do I get one?
Anonymous asked: You should take of pic of you naked if you're going to sleep naked and post it here.
sleeping naked, is probably one of the greatest...
which reminds me, it’s late, i should probably do it again soon :$
